• What are you doing? You’re not a real boy…
  • Girl’s Purses…
  • Extreme Makeover Logic…
  • After I read a good book…
  • Laugh all you want…
  • Orange cat
  • I’m offended…
  • Pizza Hut, you’re doing it right
  • Black light tattoo
  • One of the best anagrams ever
  • I found this in my fortune cookie
  • 50 Cent is having a bad day