• Let me move that for you
  • Childhood = punched in the stomach…
  • Right in the childhood…
  • For real…
  • That night I lost it…
  • Pupcakes
  • The circle nap
  • If you don’t like my opinion…
  • Don’t waste your time
  • When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit send…
  • A physics professor’s car sticker
  • Awesome Dad