• The three most important items…
  • Tubing…
  • Anything could be a spider…
  • If you never did this, your childhood was incomplete
  • I’m not totally useless
  • Literally
  • Every Boy has dealt with this problem
  • Now I feel safe
  • Trolling in Who Wants to be a Millionaire
  • I never miss the Spanish weather forecast
  • Scary slaughter of innocent civilians
  • Writers