• Please let this happen to me…
  • What’s this? Interesting…
  • I’ve decided to live my life differently…
  • Sounds like a plan
  • Don’t listen to them, cat
  • The evolution of thoughtful words…
  • Truth in many cases
  • I can’t take it anymore…
  • Wanna know why I’m fat?
  • I think it is time for a larger dog bed…
  • Not cool, ostrich, not cool
  • Stop playing around and let me eat you…