• You should quit drinking…
  • Money doesn’t grow on trees…
  • A very polite milk carton…
  • If you shaved Snooki’s head…
  • My name is…
  • I throw my telescope…
  • Cookie Heaven
  • This man is 72 years old
  • I’ll do it for you…
  • Is my son gay?
  • American vs. British English
  • When I get a call from a number I don’t recognize…