• You’re a bunch of phonies…
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • Happens to everyone
  • Something they told me in fourth grade…
  • Bat mode activated
  • Still counts!
  • Check out my new motorcycle!
  • What facebook needs to fend off depressed teenagers
  • Siri knows the answer to all man’s problems…
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Thinking together
  • You read this first