• ‘Merica
  • Life is like math
  • I’m fairly sure you don’t read these…
  • Only in Russia…
  • Stuff no one told me
  • Matching smiles
  • Mom… Can I keep it?
  • When my friend brings me to see his favorite band I’ve never heard of…
  • My resolution?
  • So, the continents can be rearranged…
  • A patient man
  • Zakk Wylde being a badass