• If I had a dollar…
  • Strike!
  • Every time I play Tetris…
  • Sad Food Fact
  • Be a dad today…
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Yawning hippos can be dangerous…
  • What would happen…
  • True Love Stays. No Matter What.
  • Every freaking month…
  • Holy lag
  • Universal truth