• Lucky me…
  • Bible, go home…
  • A sleigh pulled by Corgis…
  • This is not OK…
  • When no one answers their phone…
  • Aquaman never gets a break…
  • Anti-Love Cat
  • Good luck, bro…
  • Things that I’m good at
  • Be right back…
  • Television
  • The only reason I grew a beard