• How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • Eyes in the bushes prank…
  • Pick up the phone!
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Farm boy proposes like a boss…
  • Most Common Lies…
  • When you’re old, nothing matters anymore
  • How I imagine my teachers
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • That’s not what it means
  • Damn hipsters
  • Creative car paint job