• You should calm down now…
  • New book title…
  • Meanwhile in Thailand…
  • We were incompatible…
  • He’s now unstoppable…
  • Nine Ways of Hangman
  • Scumbag Stomach
  • Spider-Man doesn’t care
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Push me again!
  • When an opportunity arises, take it
  • Facebook 2012