• On Burger King serving horse meat…
  • Talking in front of the whole class…
  • My whole childhood was built on lies…
  • Just tell me!
  • How to piss off your neighbor…
  • I can’t take police chases seriously anymore…
  • Surprise your loved ones by using the ‘Blood Pillow’
  • Don’t make me get my belt
  • The worst first wold problems…
  • Please don’t see me
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • 7 years of stacking at its finest