• Historical Combo Breaker…
  • Keep trying Jalapeños…
  • You look like a giant…
  • Sean Connery’s Keyboard
  • This should be placed in all restaurants
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • Freddie Mercury riding on the back of Darth Vader
  • Pass the butter…
  • Every time I go to the dentist…
  • I can’t believe it
  • Imaginary crush
  • The ladies dig this thing