• It doesn’t matter how good you look…
  • At some point, everyone has writer’s block…
  • Every time I look at a math equation…
  • Dad, stop commenting on my status…
  • Get over it
  • Hi Walmart, I have a question…
  • Mike Tyson and Holyfield using Twitter the right way…
  • You right now
  • Sounds good to me
  • Inverse logic
  • McLife
  • How I leave work everyday