• More fun than all of you combined…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Claimed unsinkable
  • Three things you want to do in the future…
  • One more theory
  • The worst job in the world
  • You know you’re awesome…
  • Why I download stuff illegally…
  • Just a little basset puppy
  • What I look like…
  • Unique staircase design
  • The only reason to wait