• Screw your photo…
  • When cats can’t accomplish something, they pretend they were about to do a different thing…
  • Infomercials
  • Whenever I see rings…
  • War Horse in a nutshell
  • Friend Zone level 1993
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom…
  • Yeah, you’re screwed
  • Reasons I have a beard
  • Definitely not made in China
  • If terrorists hate us for our freedom…
  • You can stay at my house