• This sums up every episode of Pawn Stars…
  • I’m quite comfortable…
  • This dog deserves an Oscar
  • Mad cow disease
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • After Apple releases a new product…
  • You’re in my spot…
  • Hey Apple…
  • My car!
  • Scumbag cat
  • The best costume at the party
  • I’m king of the wor…