• This girl is evil…
  • Too cruel…
  • This sums up every episode of Pawn Stars…
  • On this day…
  • Let me blow your mind, human…
  • Hipster Disney Princesses
  • Facebook and Twitter are so last century…
  • Friendzone Level: Mayor of FriendzoneLand
  • Say it and I’m yours
  • I shall use this line next time…
  • I’m the pug this city deserves
  • When I was a kid…