• You can’t close your heart…
  • This was the currency in elementary school in the 90s…
  • Punch me in the face…
  • Probably my next t-shirt…
  • On the first day of christmas, the chiefs gave to me…
  • Please have a seat…
  • When I read a funny quote written in Comic Sans…
  • Baby platypuses
  • The laziest of noms
  • Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama in a potato sack race
  • I <3 NY
  • My eye!