• The end is almost here…
  • The work of a patient man…
  • Old wisdom, sadly accurate…
  • If Ariel was featured on Hoarders…
  • Everything you know about Mario is a lie…
  • Nicolas Cage finally does it…
  • The best part of my job
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • Johnny 5 is alive!
  • Going out tonight
  • When I make sexy sounds
  • Do you have any sodium hypobromite?