• You can’t close your heart…
  • I’m watching Brave…
  • Self-loathing attack…
  • Please stand up if you’re dumb
  • Pickup line level: Asian
  • One Direction being One Direction…
  • When people can’t spell ‘cologne’
  • At the gym…
  • To make less noise…
  • Act natural… act natural…
  • How not to rob a Wendy’s
  • Just got my hair done