• I’m just as Squidward…
  • I tried being anorexic…
  • You’re my favorite lamp
  • We can repair anything…
  • Tardis, what the hell?
  • The ultimate dog
  • Why can’t I hold this?
  • You spelled it wrong
  • The way people view me
  • Things I do when I have to study
  • When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit send…
  • Rawr!