• Note to whoever stole my bike…
  • Use your imagination…
  • Coffee…
  • Why I have so many contacts…
  • In case you want earrings for the ears on your ears…
  • Sir, you’re doing it right…
  • The most amazing ideas
  • Touche Rihanna, Touche…
  • If Darth Vader had been a good father…
  • Old silk ties wrapped around eggs and boiled for 15 minutes
  • If your friend passes out, don’t draw on his face. Create art.
  • Every damn night…