• That’s it, you’re going down!
  • Real Army Men…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Water Swings…
  • Wanted
  • Go out and get some sun they said…
  • That mini heart attack…
  • A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world
  • Douchebag badges
  • At the Welsh dentist…
  • Works on every elevator
  • Reverse haircut