• Punctuation is powerful
  • Inflatable Unicorn: the best worst thing ever…
  • Zombie Princesses
  • Huge difference
  • Just a phase…
  • Senior Citizen Discounts…
  • Grooms seeing their brides on their wedding days for the first time…
  • The only time I use them…
  • How pets see their owners…
  • One million dollars…
  • Meanwhile, On the Ferry to San Francisco…
  • Every freaking morning