• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • Admiral Snackbar
  • Every single morning…
  • I’m a cat!
  • I know some of these symbols…
  • Don’t be fooled
  • You know, I can do it again…
  • Screw you, time!
  • Cats make cool noises before they barf
  • Note to self…
  • Cat just discovered the electric heat pad…
  • Hurricane names