• Checkmate human…
  • It gives you wings…
  • Guys, I’m inbred!
  • Never ask Steven Seagal the time…
  • Too much late night
  • What makes some people cry…
  • Be prepared, things just got serious…
  • Most of my day described in a picture
  • Color splash
  • Every morning
  • This is the creepiest iPhone case, hands down
  • You said we were going to the park, why did you leave?