• You want to know how I got these carbs?
  • Starbucks logo from behind…
  • I don’t always wake up…
  • Did not see that coming…
  • Chicks will be chicks
  • Do it, Sherlock!
  • One man’s garbage is another man’s shoes
  • When I get sad…
  • When I watch Inception…
  • Very first thing I do if I get lost driving
  • I hate when this happens
  • Girls