• One direction, surely not gay…
  • Ridiculously tiny bows…
  • Why is there a Batman in the corner?
  • Let me fix it for you…
  • I’m not like my brother…
  • Awkward pause…
  • Eat all the Cheez-Its!
  • This is the America I love
  • I finally have a use for all those empty CD spindles
  • I mustache you a question
  • Our children will never know the link between the two…
  • I gotcha brotha!