• Most important decision of your life…
  • Most comfortable place to rest…
  • So this happened…
  • No scary monsters in her closet
  • Trolling the babysitter
  • Childhood weapon
  • Learn to beatbox in about 30 seconds…
  • Sup, haters…
  • Sometimes even excavators need a hobby
  • It could have been me…
  • I made you some toast…
  • Wiser words have rarely been spoken