• I don’t trust joggers…
  • Best ugly sweater ever…
  • A cockroach’s sad realization…
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • Timing Perfection
  • Sure, why not…
  • Lady Paint
  • The vault that protects the secret formula for Coca-Cola
  • Television
  • What guitarists think
  • You’re like a drug to me
  • “I’m bored. Wanna go do something?” “Sure.”