• You start like this…
  • How mars would look like if it still had water…
  • When cats can’t accomplish something, they pretend they were about to do a different thing…
  • Judgmental Husky
  • Scarred for life…
  • Wait, it’s not what it looks like!
  • Owning your ex
  • I’m that kind of guy!
  • Blame straight people
  • Silly dog, couches are for people
  • Constant fear
  • In case of emergency…