• How to convince someone that he’d been snowed in…
  • Somebody loves me…
  • Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard
  • Merryperrperns…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • When I can’t get out of bed in the morning…
  • Baby tasting lemon for the first time
  • Happy birthday dammit!
  • Money-Shredding Alarm Clock
  • Stephens King and Colbert holding hands
  • Very first thing I do if I get lost driving
  • Those stairs don’t look safe