• You can’t close your heart…
  • Life as a Toothbrush…
  • Everything that falls…
  • Really suspicious…
  • Metric System Vandalism…
  • My face when I break something that’s not mine
  • Lawyer Dog is on it
  • Hipster Bunny
  • Holly s***, my favorite!
  • I fixed the reptile problem
  • Life Swap
  • She wanted an A+ hotel, so I gave her…

18 October, 2011 in Life | 4 Comments


  1. auzi

    2:29 pm

    No, that’s according to plato.
    Also, first.

    • Eli

      2:47 pm

      No, that’s according to Aristophanes in Plato’s “Symposium.” But nice try.

  2. Ann

    4:16 pm

    Meanwhile, women were created as punishment.
    So women don’t have “other halves”, and if a man thinks his other half is a woman, he’s wrong.

  3. omega

    7:58 pm