• The force is strong with this baby’s dreams…
  • Illegal immigration
  • At the train station…
  • No, I’m good…
  • Ice cubes…
  • No matter how hard you try…
  • Mondrian cake
  • Homer logic
  • Every time I open a pack of gum in class…
  • Just a little piece…
  • They’re your best friends for a reason
  • Why kerning is important

18 October, 2011 in Life | 4 Comments


  1. auzi

    2:29 pm

    No, that’s according to plato.
    Also, first.

    • Eli

      2:47 pm

      No, that’s according to Aristophanes in Plato’s “Symposium.” But nice try.

  2. Ann

    4:16 pm

    Meanwhile, women were created as punishment.
    So women don’t have “other halves”, and if a man thinks his other half is a woman, he’s wrong.

  3. omega

    7:58 pm