• Trying to watch LOTR when suddenly…
  • Interesting point…
  • Unhelpful cricket…
  • Don’t wake me…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Last slice of pizza
  • Waking up every morning…
  • What I have learnt…
  • Can’t… stop… staring…
  • Tag. You’re it.
  • Kill Me…
  • How men clean a toilet