• If you can read this, thank your music teacher…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Little kid lover…
  • So I scrolled to the bottom of my friend’s Facebook timeline…
  • Don’t tell me where to sleep…
  • If this song was my wife…
  • You are confusing us Yoda!
  • I love my puppy!
  • Self-defense advice for women
  • Even cooler
  • Scumbag Santa
  • Let’s keep it that way