• This was a miserable failure…
  • Silly turtle, get down from there, you’re not a koopa trooper
  • Only in Walmart
  • Typical printer
  • When I need to wake up early…
  • That song in your playlist…
  • Muahahaha!
  • The concept of You Only Live Once
  • How to win a girl’s heart…
  • Notepad business card
  • What Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like, before they ran out of funding
  • Don’t ever lose your pen