• There’s no intelligent life…
  • You have such a nice fur…
  • Badass Batman Laptop Decal
  • A Real Life Princess
  • Makes leaving the house so much more epic…
  • When I’m right…
  • Parenting Level: Homer Simpson
  • Blastoise
  • True for most guys
  • Worst job ever
  • Just keep doing what you were doing… I’ll just watch.
  • Eyes