• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Designed to experience a fun death…
  • Always keep in mind…
  • Happens every weekend…
  • Procrastinators…
  • I have fingers for a reason…
  • My winter break every year
  • Unfortunate headline
  • The poor man’s smartphone
  • Nice try human…
  • Gingers don’t have souls
  • True friends no matter what