• You promised…
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • A guy walks into a bar…
  • Heaven on Earth
  • Hand carved from one block of wood
  • Scumbag Dishwasher
  • I am more powerful…
  • Marbled Easter Eggs
  • Pen pals
  • Lost my phone, please call me
  • She thinks the Pepsi Corporation harbors terrorists…
  • Just saving a life. No big deal.