• Thank you, Burger King…
  • What a helpful duck…
  • Best name in a yearbook ever…
  • Jar of Scars
  • Oh, stop it…
  • What I look like when I get in a fight
  • Not bad, Bill
  • The most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world
  • See you later!
  • I’m not hungry.
  • In recovery…
  • When the teacher sees me chewing gum