• Learn to distinguish…
  • Could you be more romantic?
  • First thing I do when I get home…
  • The only thing you need
  • The Hunger Games vs. Twilight
  • For some reason, this happens all the time…
  • A patriot
  • I love everybody
  • Indeed, Daily Show, indeed…
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • If mom only knew…
  • Heart of a Samurai