• If you wake me up earlier…
  • The eyes say it all…
  • Why I shop at K-Mart…
  • Free Mustache Rides…
  • Your mind gives up before your legs do…
  • When people go underwater in movies…
  • Why there are no female werewolves
  • Our current economy…
  • Oh Reverend…
  • The saddest quote ever
  • But then I remember…
  • Big difference