• In dog beers…
  • Yes, this is balls…
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • That scene always scares me…
  • When your crush walks by…
  • Screw this job! Those are NOT cables…
  • Proofreading what I write…
  • Stair surfing
  • Call me old fashioned…
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • How I feel going to school in the winter…
  • Dramatic Facebook Statuses