• Folding Furniture…
  • I’m becoming a cat…
  • The way politics works
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • If you drive one of these…
  • Oh God, help me, I’ll never chase a cat again…
  • You know you’re bored…
  • Great ornament idea
  • Yup, that sounds about right
  • Just… act natural
  • Only in China
  • Life is too short for the wrong job