• I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Poor E.T.
  • How do I undo it?
  • No thanks, officer…
  • Every time I try to contribute to a party…
  • Politically correct
  • Hmmm, it’s a little salty…
  • When your ex says…
  • Anger release machine
  • Oh Canada…
  • Sweet dark chocolate
  • Umbrella Cat knows what’s good