• Seagull is not impressed…
  • Five more minutes…
  • Choose Your Vampire
  • When someone points at my monitor and touches it…
  • People I insult…
  • Genius fundraiser
  • Meanwhile, in India…
  • The most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world
  • I’m here for you…
  • I see dead people
  • 75% derp
  • And on this side…