• I said no!
  • Sure you were…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • Every bar should have these
  • I laugh at my own texts…
  • How to troll people who are scared of roller coasters
  • An astronaut’s realization…
  • Squirrels
  • The #1 Threat to America
  • You got his hopes up…
  • Feeling bad?
  • District 9′s Pig Scene