• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • I lost my tooth…
  • Best apron ever…
  • If I ever get robbed…
  • Grandma being grandma…
  • Dear whoever stole my package
  • One of the best love stories
  • Arguing with atheists…
  • Are we there yet?
  • Possible meaning of life
  • I’m just in it for the parking
  • Growing Up Sucks