• Read before talking…
  • Excuse me, are you Harry Potter?
  • If the Apocalypse is happening make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty…
  • Adam West vs. Christian Bale
  • Check, mate
  • Pick a number…
  • Silly mirror
  • Can’t agree more…
  • Superdog to the rescue!
  • Cat refrigerator magnet
  • Fixed that for you
  • Hey, you got anymore of that bread you gave me?