• How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • A real friend…
  • They can’t stand my fabulousness…
  • Way to rub it in…
  • No need for a spoon anymore
  • How I feel at work on Fridays…
  • Dear mom, thank you.
  • When someone is coming upstairs…
  • Mini heart attack
  • I can’t tell…
  • Stapled tie prank
  • But I don’t want to shower…