• Stop the lies…
  • Totally doing this on the way to the Flu clinic…
  • You’re in trouble mister president…
  • My Halloween plans for next year…
  • This fox is continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer
  • Bear Grills
  • The smartest dog on the planet
  • Nice to meet you
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • Scumbag girlfriend
  • The patient is in stable condition
  • “What did I just do?”