• Aww, they’re so cute…
  • Excuse me, miss…
  • Facebook Gold…
  • My neighbors at 3 am…
  • The evolution of thoughtful words…
  • What sorcery is this?
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • The dreaded “talk”
  • iPads
  • Shark photobomb
  • Hello?
  • Can I please sleep here tonight?