• The Colors of Freedom…
  • Five minutes to close…
  • You really suck at parking…
  • How I see libraries…
  • Mountain Dew Christmas Tree
  • Guys, I’m inbred!
  • Every time I see an ad for something that uses Bing…
  • Dear future gamer girls…
  • Facebook, what have you done?
  • That’s a very good question…
  • Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings
  • Why won’t you open?